The race complete, the results are in and Team Octane can do nothing but bask in either the golden-hued glory or the puce-hued defeat. Which will it be and who will buy the beers for the illegal drive home?
Money, despite being the root of all evil, remains the dominant force in our culture. To that end, it would be patently un-American (and un-evil!) to not sponsor the F out of this fine new Octane racehorse.
"Safety first" sounds so nice and fine as a slogan but what sort of mangy man would one be if safety were truly the first thing on ones' mind when it comes to racing? Isn't that what mothers are for?
You might be shocked - were you not already highly attuned to the freakish amount of waste so-called "developed" countries indulge in - at how little in the average car is of much use other than to not look ugly. Let's trim some fat.
A culmination of generations of technical acumen, performance enhancements and over-riding style… are all tossed out of the window for this 24 race that celebrates the Lemon for all it's not-worth. Octane wants in on this.
It’s not just about hanging out the tail, it’s about how far you can push it. Watch at these daring drivers ride the fine line between fame and failure. Hang on as we take you right to the action on Drift Scene.
