She's Swedish. Like the chef from The Muppets only easier to understand; like the meatballs only yummier; like Ikea only her parts are all in already in order... VERY MUCH in order.
Erin Naas is rock and roll. She knows she's rock and roll. She rocks and rolls with the practiced yet jangly ease of a Metallica groupie circa late 80s. Only she smells a whole lot better.
Come play with Kara. She's bundles of fun and sass and smarts. Try not to assume you know where she's headed cause she's zig your zag right off the map.
Look, Katie Cleary can't help being so beautiful. It is the yoke that she must bear. Standing, sitting and strutting around Vegas being gorgeous. All in a days' work.
She's blonder than blonde, sweeter than sweet and yes, she was a little hung-over during her interview. But it mostly just seems like she's nice and maybe a little quiet. If only you knew…
Your choice for Miss Ripe leads an exciting and often unpredictable life. Check out this all new day-in-the-life profile and photo shoot to celebrate the magnificence of Desiree Bick.
The title of this show does not refer to really erotic hits that don't get the runner to second base. Although if you even got to first base with this girl, you'd still feel pretty darn good about yourself.
Long, tall, not a drink of water unless you are some sort of superhuman and/or horrifying individual who drinks hot girls. Well, actually, that doesn't sound that bad.
The DQ does not have double Ds nor does she appreciate the pick-up line suggesting she does. She'd like to just go about her day quietly, preferably with a Miss Ripe sash.
Miss Ripe should have a name like Crystal Jewel. It sounds as made-up and as bad-ass as Vin Diesel. Crystal won't tell us if it's her real name or not but, really... who cares?
Tarah thinks being Miss Ripe would be fine and dandy like Halloween candy. But if she's not, don't expect her to congratulate the winner. Expect hell. Hell on earth. You were warned.
Kerry would like to Miss Ripe. At least that's why we assume she's on this show. Even if she didn't want to be, who's gonna ask this pretty girl to leave? Not me.
Always ahead of the game, Japan already released a celebratory best-of show of Model Dating BEFORE we even aired it. They are so beyond us. Thankfully, they let us use it as it saved us the trouble of having to make one.
You'd think beautiful women would have no problem landing the man of the dreams - at least twice a block, right? Not so, young man. This fetching beauty had no where to turn after a lifetime of dissappointment - until she found Model Dating.
We know there's a lonely boy out there right now, just like our hero, who thinks that they'll never find the right girl. Ripe gets sad when your sad but we're too manly to cry. We cry volcanic ash. So we're here to help. With a show we call Model Dating.
Even multiple Oscar-winners must face the sizzle of their flesh and souls on the pyre that is Hollywood Burn. We consider it an honor but they… well, we don't care what they think.
If this show does not have a bad costume, a shoddy wig or a location featured in at least three other shows, we suddenly and miraculously got a budget. But don't hold your breath.
